sign language

so there's this guy who recently got laid off and needed a job real bad.

after desperately looking for a job for a whole week, he came by a construction site and

decided he will get any job using any means necessary.

So he went to the construction manager and begged, but the manager said "no sorry, we

are full as you can see."

the guy pleaded so the manager thought for a while and said "fine, but you need to

be able to know sign language."

"NOw go up the 3rd floor of that building and i will sign something and come up with

a response."

The guy was so happy and know that he can do this, so he went up the 3rd floor

and waited a sign from the manager down below.

10 minutes later, the manager pointed to his " eye" then his "knee" then ponted at

him. (eye=I, knee= need ,points at him =you (I need you).

The guy scratches his head so manager sent the same signal, slowly pointing at his eye, then

knee then points at him.

Then after the third signal, the guy came to a realization so he drops his pants and started

jerking off violently.

The manager after seeing this was pissed! so he went to the 3rd floor and asked

"WTF WAS THAT!"

guy said , "well if i'm right you said you needed me so i replied"

"I'M CUMMIING!, I'M CUMMING!"

:face:

haha sounds like something MALIGNO would do.

what do you mean would. that story was about him hahaha..jokes dude.

I had made a comment here and it got moved to another post :x

is it weird to laugh at ur own joke :D

If you don't, who will? :D

I kid I kid n.n (just dropping by)
That was a pretty gross joke though D:

this is a joke best told with ur drinking buddies and with live gestures. try it xD